One day Dad was minding grandma and grandads grocery shop in bury. He stood there at the till, waiting on his customers perchases, as he noticed a shifty looking woman examining a swede. Time passed and customers had come and gone then finally the woman had come to pay for her groceries. Dad says: "is that everything?" "yes" ... the woman replied. "so what about the swede in your bag?" After 10 minutes of intense searching through the poor womans bag, dad realised there was no swede... utterly embarrasssed and very apologetic.